001: Technology Angst.
Dear Computer,
I think we need to figure out our issues now before things progress too much further. I overlooked when you deleted my term paper last semester right after I'd finished it and I even retyped it without much complaining. I didn't shout or scream once when you decided to kick me off of the internet every other second last week. I've given you all of the love and care I could possibly manage, even outfitting you with a sparkly screen-saver and an adorable background of a baby panda bear. Yet, you betray me.
I understand that I'm not terribly technologically savvy and therefore don't have too much that can actually be lost on my computer. However, I've reached my breaking point. This comes from your decision to delete almost my entire iTunes playlist. Four thousand, two hundred and thirty-six songs. All you left me was fucking Britney Spears. I don't even know how she ninja'd her way onto my list in the first place.
Your actions are not appreciated, Computer. Nor will they be tolerated. I'll re-upload my music once more, but the next toe you step out of line will result in severe consequences.
Yours most sincerely,
Jamison.
( Britney FUCKING Spears? Really? )
I think we need to figure out our issues now before things progress too much further. I overlooked when you deleted my term paper last semester right after I'd finished it and I even retyped it without much complaining. I didn't shout or scream once when you decided to kick me off of the internet every other second last week. I've given you all of the love and care I could possibly manage, even outfitting you with a sparkly screen-saver and an adorable background of a baby panda bear. Yet, you betray me.
I understand that I'm not terribly technologically savvy and therefore don't have too much that can actually be lost on my computer. However, I've reached my breaking point. This comes from your decision to delete almost my entire iTunes playlist. Four thousand, two hundred and thirty-six songs. All you left me was fucking Britney Spears. I don't even know how she ninja'd her way onto my list in the first place.
Your actions are not appreciated, Computer. Nor will they be tolerated. I'll re-upload my music once more, but the next toe you step out of line will result in severe consequences.
Yours most sincerely,
Jamison.
( Britney FUCKING Spears? Really? )